Samuel L. Jackson Reads The Coronavirus Bedtime Story “Stay The F**k Home”

Roommates, in case you need your daily reminder, Samuel L. Jackson is the gift that keeps on giving. As the nation continues to shelter in place to stop the spread of the coronavirus so we all can resume our regular lives, Samuel L. Jackson decided to read a modern take on the bedtime story with a message that we all need to hear right now.

As coronavirus cases continue to rise around the country and some estimates declare that over 100,000 Americans will die as a result of the disease when it’s all over—Samuel L. Jackson has a very timely and incredibly hilarious take on getting American citizens to practice social distancing and in his words “stay the f**k at home!”

On a recent episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Samuel L. appeared as a guest from his home theater. After a brief interview, he read from a sequel to the children’s book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”—one designed for the coronavirus age.

He read the book as only he can, saying the following:

“Stay the f**k at home. Corona is spreading, this s**t is no joke. It’s no time to work or roam. The way you can fight it is simple my friends, stay the f**k at home. Now technically I’m not a doctor. But motherf**kers listen when I read a poem. So here I am, Sam F**king Jackson, imploring you: Keep you’re a** at home. If you want things to get back to normal, don’t panic. Just use your dome. Wash your hands, stop touching your face and stay the f**k at home.”

If anyone can get through to stubborn people who refuse to stay at home, it’s definitely Samuel L. Jackson.

Roommates, what are your thoughts on this?