Categories: Celebs

12 Celebs Who We Swear Are Vampires, Because They Won’t Age!

Roommates, you’ve heard the phrase “black don’t crack” right? Well, while that’s true, this mantra applies to some non-people of color as well. Of course we all have to age, however some of these celebs have managed to repel the effects of Father Time. Check out our list of celebs who have to be vampires, because they refuse to age!

1.) Angela Bae-ssett

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How ironic that she actually played a vampire in American Horror Story: Hotel?

2.) Pharrell

Pharrell looks the exact same as he did when he started producing for Aaliyah back in the early 90’s. Maybe he’s absorbed careers and that’s what keeps him young.

3.) Lucy Liu

I hear you don’t age in Heaven, so the fact that Lucy is one of Charlie’s Angels is just perfect. She looks great!

4.) Brandy Norwood


Can you believe that Brandy has been in Hollywood for 20 years? Just phenomenal. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she was still in her early 20’s.

5.) Gabrielle Union


Gabby will forever have the face of a 21 year old. Just gorgeous!

6.) Regina King


There is literally no difference between now and the Friday or Poetic Justice era. Just amazing.

7.) Gwen Stefani

Gwen is has been preserved since the 90’s. Wow!

8.) Naomi Campbell

Naomi is literally aging backwards. The supermodel has been a vegan a good majority of her life and takes great care of herself as you can see, because she’s still slaying Vogue covers and not very many models (especially at her age) can say that.

9.) Jared Leto

Like Baeomi Campbell, Jared Leto is a vegan and has been for years on end. Still doesn’t make me miss my chicken and steak, though. #SorryNotSorry

10.) Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez has been immortalized as a high school teen on Saved By The Bell. It’s amazing that he’s still got that baby face!

11.) Keanu Reeves

What I can say about Keanu is that he is a giver. Most of the money he makes has been donated as he believes “stuff” doesn’t make you happy. In that, perhaps, he’s unlocked the key to happiness and it shows in the form of glowing skin.

12.) Kerry Washington

If she can solve problems for the president on tv, then she can combat wrinkles in real life.

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